Simply Me. Simply Devin.

justalurkr:

pervocracy:

Me: Hey memory, what do you call the little stiff thing on the end of a shoelace?

Memory: An aglet.

Me: And how do you jumpstart a car?

Memory: Red to red, black to frame.

Me: And what’s the name of the computer game I played at a friend’s house once in 1998?

Memory: Bad Mojo.

Me: And what’s the name of this person that I’ve met several times recently and am about to socialize with?

Memory: lol idc

Memory! You, the horse you ride in on and

your little dog too!!!

bpdaddetc:

my borderline moods:
1) impulsive extrovert
2) manic hypersexual
3) overthinking introvert
4) depressed loner who dissociates

frehyja:

i may be ugly and mean but at least i also have a personality disorder that ruins every one of my relationships